I am pretty sure Jamie’s line is code for “Take me, I’m yours! I have not been wearing a Catholic School Girl skirt instead of a kilt while I ran through the jungle for nothing!”
Also, I am a terrible person and can only suppose from his sassy posture that he is in heels and we’ve just been spared the sight of them by the rocks. Work it, Jamie.
desirousofchange asked: Hi, hon!
So, this picture: http://i53.tinypic.com/2nuqhk9.jpg. Is your friend zipping up or down? And what are your opinions on what the other two are wearing? I would love to hear a Sassy Gay Highlander's opinion on this very important matter. ;)
Hey there!

The Doctor is… well. He’s zippin’ down. The stupid tarts at the BBC would like to tell you it is because he’s just finished bein’ a Hungryman, but we all know the truth, aye?
Ooh, the other Doctor and Peri really are a fine mess. Peri’s shoes aren’t at all practical for running, and they match her huge shorts, which might be even worse. Peri also needs to look in her closet and look at the other choices she has, because she might expose the rest of herself to some unsuspectin’ stranger. She has her honor to think about, y’know.
The Doctor, strangely enough, looks rather… nice here. What he was wearing back at the station was hurtin’ my eyes, but if ye replace the patchwork coat with the flowery vest, take the ribbon off, and open the… ah… shirt a bit… aye, I think it could work.
/biased
Thank you for your question, an’ I hope it was helpful!
HAY THERE.

Dinnae forget to ~submit some Sassy Gaiety or whatever it is y’do to celebrate how fierce I am.
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His face. His pose. His shirt. His face.
*dissolves into silent giggles*
oh
Our Sassy Gay Highlander is annoyed at himself for being unable to distract the other stupid bitches from their fashion faux pas. He even brandished his chest, dammit, and posed himself in an attractive way. “Why, why, why are they still wearing such hideous things?” he asks himself with a snarl.
He doesn’t even notice the Doctor ogling his sporran and hoping for a fondle.
And I quote from my Two Doctors commentary:
“Ah! You look better after your change of clothes and bath! You should try it more often!”
“Oh, thank you! …What?”
And now canon has given us a perfectly legitimate excuse to picture Jamie in the bath. God exists and he wants us to be happy.Just….Six’s face. He’s dumbfounded. And, it’s not like you wouldn’t be, because dayum. Boy’s got it and knows how to work it, that’s all I have to say.
It doesn’t matter which Doctor. They all find Jamie highly attractive.
I really don’t blame them.
I need this comment thread on my blog. I just do. <3
foreverramon-deactivated2011051 asked: Never before have I been so proud to be sassy, gay, and Highland-born. I tip me bonnet to ye. ♥
Thank ye! That’s quite a compliment, and one that makes me ~lower me socks~ a little.

i need to stop posting really dumb inside jokes
therothwoman asked: YOU EXIST. I FEEL LIKE A SMALL PART OF MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.
Aye, I do indeed. That wee tart should be makin’ a post about it soon enough.
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